Hi, this is what I’d like to pages Black. And I’m Jim is a message, call me and I’m leaving a message. Cos my manager, talk to you but closing have bag good night bye.
Sorry if I sound weird. It’s cuz my manager.
Hi, this is what I’d like to pages Black. And I’m Jim is a message, call me and I’m leaving a message. Cos my manager, talk to you but closing have bag good night bye.
Sorry if I sound weird. It’s cuz my manager.
Hi chairs of town sister I’d like to hear message, Hey, I’m choosing. It’s a these white Hi Jen, not working. T. We Produce a. I can’t work important your Natalie, Wednesday. He has been informed you, can you please call me back when. Thank you later. Bye.
In fairness, this person WAS leaving a message for the “chairs of town Sister.”
“So gimme a call when you have a computer draft for gas, which they can baby. Anyway, I want to know if you want to be up for both. I was really good rest of the 9. I’m including you. Your hand whether you like to know. I don’t know where you. It doesn’t matter episodes of matter alright, scalpers 9050 if we’re going to Vermont when you knew he was in town and Very says hi, and you’re a bastard for a living so close to never hang out with them, and i said look my balls.”
Thankfully, my next scheduled computer draft for gas isn’t until February 2011.
“Hi Justin stuff. I guess you’re sleeping trying to get leave during the hours of darkness and my brain. Tell her voice is not working very well, but and, I called her and she didn’t even answer. I left her that you’re probably message even more awkward. Then this message. Okay, okay. Good night.”
The sun is setting. My brain shall return once again.
“Hey Jess, it is single went and if it’s Sarah. I just have a cat on. I’m trying to reconnect we’re at. She worked at 10:22. So if you check this message. Can you have make you call me. Thanks, bye.”
If it’s Sarah, tell her I’m completely naked except for the British Shorthair across my chest. Trust me, she finds that sexy.
“Yeah, Hi, Just came from a bar mitzvah just got out of the briss. So I was driving home. Now I gotta be home by water. Well, it works on Country Club aborting there, so I’ll talk to you. After the first quarter. Alright, see you.”
No better way to render a bris moot than with a swift abortion on the 18th hole.
